With the recent scandals plaguing Ellen Degeneres, we the people of the world hereby nominate and elect Eric Andre to become the new permanent host of The Ellen Show. Fans have been lining up outside of NBC Studios, Adult Swim, The White House, and for some reason my house too....all chanting: " Get Eric Andre to replace Ellen, keep show format the same. Also don't change the name!! "

These fans keep me up at night, please...for the love of god sign the petition and make Eric Ellen...I NEED SLEEP!!