I was snacking on milk steak one day, updating my Facebook profile, when I saw a new feature: Hobbies. I have hobbies. Like Magnets. Magnets is a good hobby. But when I searched for “Magnets,” I found nothing. Facebook did not recognize me as a person in that instance. I felt isolated, dejected, insulted.

Here’s my solution, Facebook needs to add Magnets as a hobby. It is Facebook’s civic duty, to represent all the people on the internet. There are millions of us that have weird, fringe hobbies, like your cousin that stuffs roadkill, or your uncle that collects hair and teeth.

Please, Facebook, represent the masses who simply have Magnets as a hobby.