I'm going to be 50 on Monday the 10th of May and I won't be able to go out and get hammered with my friends. I'm team sicknote, live alone and ... quite frankly, the last year has been a ballache. I'd like to celebrate with friends through the medium of song and want a D.J. slot on 1BTN on the Sunday (not too early, maybe about 6, washing up music, that kind of thing)  Honestly, if you want Leonard Cohen, Odyssey and Husker Du to listen to, I'm your man. ....