Hello all humans and idiots! [Please note that starfishes are not welcome.] 

Anyways, this idiot with the name of “Engy the expired-cheese-sandwich-smelling-starfish” has cheated again! Her player ways are hurting many people and she has to be stopped! The olde nincompoop even admitted to her awful and horrendous ways and she has wounded many people's feelings. And the idiot is proud of it! All of those amazing, but broken, human beans may never be able to love again. She has damaged many people emotionally, mentally, socially, physically, economically, and all the other -ally's. That's a lot of damage!

By signing this petition, you will be fighting for all the hurt and broken people that deserve so much more, and will be helping the PersonThatPutsPeopleInAJailCellUnderTheSea Foundation Inc. send the evil idiotic cheater to a jail cell under the sea. These player ways must be stopped and the idiot deserves this punishment.

Our goal is to reach 1 sign that isn’t me. And I have no idea who “our” is.

Please note that people named "Engy” are dumb.

If you don’t sign you’re irrelevant.

The distorted crap bucket must be stopped.

At this point I'm just typing because I wanna make it 222 words so yeah like just ignore this- wait interview time!

!!~DON'T IGNORE~!!

We asked a victim of Engy’s terrible player ways about her feelings toward the idiot’s actions.

Here is the statement from the victim:

I’m upset and devastated, engy and I have been in a professional relationship through secret partners (can’t disclose much info) and I was horrified when I found out she was cheating on me WITH MY OWN BESTFRIEND and some other girls. I support the petition fully and Patrick needs to be locked up *tsk**  She should be not aloud to have fun chimkens only chicken broth *bleh** I WILL NOT stay anonymous.

~ “secret evil spy partner that feels betrayed”