Hi. My name's Mich, I'm fifteen years old, and I'm from New York. I want Autechre, the UK electronic boy band composed of Sean Booth and Rob Brown, both from Greater Manchester, to adopt me. I am a loyal, intelligent, diligent, and curious young mind who really wants to be adopted by Autechre. If you ignore this, you are part of the problem.

I have written a song to promote this exact cause.