WE NEED TO BAN AX-THROWING BARS. They are not fun and very dangerous. I don't like seeing people's Boomerangs of them throwing an ax and being shocked that they hit it. AXES SHOULD NOT EVEN EXIST. We have chainsaws and Old Spice. This is an archaic practice. Let's stick to shuffleboard and pool tables and maybe just talking to each other. 

Note - I have never been to an ax throwing bar.