Hello everyone, I need your help

On February 23 1992, an episode of The Ren & Stimpy Show aired on Nickelodeon, The episode was called Stimpy's Invention, The episode was about Stimpy trying to get Ren to be happy, and and succeeding with his invention called Happy Helmet. During the episode, a song played. The song was called Happy Happy Joy Joy. Happy Happy Joy Joy became an instant hit, and became the #1 most iconic and famous song from The Ren & Stimpy Show. 

As fans, we think there should be a soda inspired by the song. It would be a cola that’s just like Pepsi, but with about 400% sugar than Pepsi, and 100% more caffeine than Mountain Dew. It would make everyone extremely hyper, and it would make them want to dance to and sing Happy Happy Joy Joy. The soda would be super successful

It’s time for a dream to turn into reality. PepsiCo can have the rights to the drink. And we can make it happen, and here’s how...

1.Sign this petition to make Ren & Stimpy Happy Happy Joy Joy Cola a real soda by clicking the sign button. You can say you're signing this petition, as saying why you are signing this petition is an optional choice.

2. Promote this petition. Also, you can promote this petition as well by chipping in, for every $20 you chip in, this petition will reach 250 extra people, encouraging them to sign, but for $25 or more, it will reach double the people, also encouraging them to sign.

3. Share this petition. You can also share this petition on every social media site you can including FaceBook, Twitter, DeviantArt, Discord, and YouTube as well. You can also email or text your friends and family this petition as well. Make sure to use this link when you do: http://chng.it/fQjW27LP8j

And 4. Spread the word. Tell everyone you know about this petition, especially all those Nickelodeon fans, Ren & Stimpy fans, and cola fans out there. And remember, the more people you tell about this petition, the more signatures we can get.

We will start our goal at 100 signatures. Once we reach 100 signatures, the goal will go up until we reach 50,000 signatures or more. Remember, if we can get at least 50,000 signatures we can make a difference. But, if we can get more than 50,000 signatures, it would be better. Don't delay sign today.

                                     Sincerely,                                                                                            Mr.SaxonPezzollaVGCP