Save the Furbolgs
Save the Furbolgs
Why this petition matters
Too many Furbolgs have had their lives and familys torn apart by senseless violence. Why should you have the say in which small, furry child gets thrown into adoption because their parents were massacred.
Why should you support this horrible genocide based on greed and racism? Because one bastard with a shiny red pouch says his clan is better than another? Gorn One Eye is nothing but a fear monger and snake oil salesman. Sure his pouch makes you feel more hearty, and probably increases penile length, but does it revive your health and give you strength? NO. His pouch of golden cocaine refuses to work for those under the level...i mean age of 46.Your poor 19 self will never receive the healing you deserve.
The Timbermaw and Deadwood hatred has gone on long enough. Say no to red pouches filled with false healing properties. Say no to the one eye'd bitch Gorn. Say NO to more useless furbolg violence.
But say YES to Save the Furbolgs. #Savethefurbolgs