For years, “ski fast, eat ass” has been the mantra of the hard-charging, posterior pounding dirtbags who inhabit ski resort parking lots, and spend their days shredding gnar, getting sendy, and arguing about the caloric values of Montucky Cold Snacks, and ski bunny bunghole. Jason Levinthal came close to allowing the, to advertise our lifestyle with the release of the “Ahmets Brother” graphics for his super sendy ski, The Friend. However, our dreams were shattered when the supposed proclamation of our man (and woman, I guess its 2019)hood was replaced with the nonsensical “ski fast, loose pass”. What could have been a huge commercial success for Jskis was a flop, and everybody went and bought tracksuits and Vishnus. Lets put Jskis back at the top of the radness charts, and honor the (probable) wishes of our Lord and Saviour Shane Mcconkey (amen). Ski Fast, Eat Ass.