For too long, women have suffered the burden of useless pockets. Need to hold something bigger than a chapstick? Too bad! Are your fingers cold and you need somewhere to put them? Shove em in your armpits, I guess. Need to stash your phone? Easy, just put it in your back poc..oh wait, that's a fake pocket of broken dreams. 

No longer! We want real pockets. Real, big, deep pockets for holding things like phones and keys and our aspirations! We are DONE with the sewn-shut faux pocket. Done with the inch-deep back pocket that only holds one crumpled-up receipt. Done with the sideways front pocket that's opens up vertically somehow? We want real pockets and we want them now! 

This petition requests you to hereby start making pants with REAL, functional pockets for women who need functional clothing!