Mount Everest is lacking something drastically important: "ain." How dare we refuse to afford the world's highest mountain above sea level the proper respect it deserves with a full name. You wouldn't call the prime minister just the "Prime." You wouldn't call your senator just a "Sen." You wouldn't call your president just the "Pres." At least not to their face. Out of respect or something. 

Help us honor this historic and brilliant mountain. Rename Mount Everest from that stupid little insolent moniker to a more respected, valued, and fuller name: Mountain Everest. 

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