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Internal sources indicate Trump plans to ban all products from SICO Canada, a paint innovator for Canada’s war efforts since 1937 because they work TOO WELL, and they still continue to improve them.

The same source pointed to the new SICO “Sharp Off!. eh?”™ (CSA)  product, available in a complete range of standard and custom colors.

Trump heard about it on Fox and immediately moved to ban it.

Why Would Trump Fear Canada's SICO ?

Because it is the only proven Sharpie-out product in the market, it will sell out and go viral all in one day. As is their way, Canadians have produced this product using only offcuts, refuse and liquid wastes from other processes. The active element is genetically modified beavertail stem cells, blended with the castoff wort produced in the maple syrup business used as a binder. This stuff is sticky!

SIGN! Make sure Canada gets the appropriate US dollar profits and credit for “Sharp Off”… remember, When you get assaulted by an overly harsh or persistent Presidential Sharpie… let “SHARP OFF” be your first words and thought.

Late Breaking News!

SICO has considered how rude it was to create such a powerful defensive weapon, so it now announces "Sharp-Back, Sorry! eh?" just what politically correct people need when they realize they just concealed a Presidential wisdom... simply pull out the handy spray applicator to remove the Sharp-Off completely. Then say: "Sorry, eh? I guess this cheap Canadian crap SHOULD be banned!" and let the water mist you just sprayed dry off naturally.

Thank you!