Weird Al has entertained fans young and old, for decades. He is literally more famous than many of the artists that he has parodied and is universally loved not only as a comedian but as a consummate performer. These are times of great partisan divide. Can you imagine any artist who could unite the country, nay the world, like our spatula wielding, parody making, musical virtuoso hero, Weird Al Yankovic. Invite him to headline the Super Bowl Halftime Show and see the biggest ratings event in history.

As a musician, Al would hold the performance  standards and quality of the show at the high level the world has come to expect, and every eye would be glued to the screen.

The artists who he has parodied over the years could accompany him him on the Super Bowl stage stage with hilarious theatrics alone and crowd-pleasing sing alongs.

Imagine the rating extravaganza as literally no one leaves during the half-time show because, come on, it’s Weird Al Yankovic, with cameos from the biggest celebrities in the music business.

Even non-sports fans will be glued to this sporting event possibly the first time in their lives, because the man who made them laugh when they needed it most has arrived.

Repeat after me:

“We make a solemn vow right here and now that we will not rest, we will not sleep for an instant until Weird Al Yankovic plays at the Super-Bowl… But first, we’ll decide to buy some donuts.”