"Big Pizza" knows that by putting 8 slices of pizza in a box they sell more pizza... it's basic MATH!

If they simply put 12 slices in every box we would be spending far less money on extra boxes and I can prove it (see my full write-up).

Why is it that we always seem to just need that one more box to make sure we have enough for everyone? We always just need that one or two more slices but we need to get an entire extra box. Every. Dang. Time.

Is it just me? Or is there something fishy, dare I say insidious going on here?

Well it's not just me, and I'll come right out and say it:

"Big Pizza" isn't stupid. They know all about math. They probably had a team of mathematicians work out the ideal number of slices per box that would maximize profits! Do you think it's a coincidence that every major pizza chain (that I can think of) uses 8 slices a box? If that is not unequivocal proof of corporate collusion I don't know what is!

Sign my petition and let "Big Pizza" know the jig is up and that we're tired of them getting fat on our extra pizza dough (that's right, I said it). Sign my petition and as a great man once said let's "save the change we want to spend elsewhere in the world."