Philadelphia sport fans have had a very lucky/unlucky year. We've watched almost everyone of the city sports teams make their respective championship games. As well as watch them all lose in heart breaking fashion. To combat this from happening again, I suggest that we change every month of the year to June.

We all know our lord and savior Mr.Junewarber absolutely rakes every year in June. In the past we've tried extending June to 42 days and it worked very well. The issue is June is the third month of the MLB season, meaning the Phillies and Mr.June always have a bad start because Kyle 'June slayer 3000' Schwarber only knows how to absolutely rake in June and postseason ball. It is absolutely detrimental to all Philadelphians sport fans and fans of straight massive dongs going 450ft+ mental health to enacted this change ASAP.

We are going to have a massive depression pandemic that may reach world wide to all fans of the game. To counteract this pandemic we are going to face soon, we must change every month to June.

Junuary Junuary2 Junrch Junril Juney June Junly Jungust Juntember Junetober Junvember Juncember. Please take this serious, as Kyle 'Massive dong' Schwarber can save us all.