As we all know, Au Bon Pain is just the epitome of American cuisine with it's signature dry, hard breads and chewy preserved meats the likes of which third-world countries can only aspire to! It's just what what the leaders of a world power need to execute the opereations necessary to keep our armed forces running smoothly. However for those of us not raised on WWII canned rations, the place is a bit harder to stomache and even harder to evacuate after having been eaten. It's price for value also leaves more than just a bit to desire. 

The franchise at 1400 Defense Pentagon has had more than enough time to peddle it's overpriced glutenous sphincter plugs and with withered lettuce psudofood. This is a petition to bring back Ground Zero Cafe. We need resonably priced hamburgers and hotdogs to fuel the defense of our country! Onion rings and fried apple pies are Americas' sword and shield. Besides, given the choice, who would be happy eating at an Au Bon Pain? The visitors need enough money left over from lunch to buy junk at the gift shop.