A modest proposal: forget diversity training. The time's never been riper to force-feed psychopathic politicians psychedelics, broadcast over the web, on a bi-monthly basis as a condition of their employment.

If, after peering through the window into the divine, they still act as they currently do, we have all the evidence we could ever need that they're irredeemable – and, quite possibly, not fully human.

If the politician connects with his or her lost humanity and expresses a desire to enact substantial and beneficial policy changes as a result of said revelation, documenting this will enable us to hold them to account, were they to renege on their commitments as some later point (as politicians are inclined to do).

Let's join hands, and blast them into outer space together. Decency – and perhaps human survival – demands it.  

Plus, we're all a little starved for quality entertainment. Watching politicians struggle with their depravity, mediated by drugs, in front of the world is the kind of catharsis we deserve.